when light reflects on ur phone and u think that u got a message
damn, u talk some deep shit man
its a gift really
when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime
psychiatrist-cannibal by day
pop-star singing sensation by night
Windows XP? More like Windows XD! Lol Windows ur so random x3
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I have seen this at least three times on my dash in the last 24hrs and I only just realised this was about sex.